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Jebediah MacAhab Dallocort
The Scope
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.05.23 10:02:00 -
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CCP's development cycle REVEALED:
- Designer gets a stupid idea.
- Designer creates mockup, presents to Hilmar via an email.
- Hilmar makes a presentation at Fanfest about how CCP has learned from it's mistakes and will be introducing NEW! PATCHES! WITH MISSILES! Little mention of the stupid idea.
- Coders implement while stoned out of their minds.
- Coders shove the committed code over to a desk marked 'QA'.
- QA doesn't exist, janitor eventually finds the dusty box of CDs and turns it in at Lost & Found (AKA Beta Deployment).
- Beta Deployment shoves it onto SiSi, goes back to watching reruns of Friends.
- SiSi ******* explodes, players report numerous problems.
- Developers issue halfhearted assurances during the commercials while watching Everybody Loves Raymond.
- Deployment. The emails coming in create a loud buzzing sound in the telecom lines, which also happens to interrupt the NCIS marathon everyone was watching.
- CCP runs around in a panic, pretends that bugs are design decisions, assures everyone bugs will be fixed. Well, the obvious ones that are easy to fix. They don't want to talk about the bigger ones.
- First patch is deployed. More bugs are created. Telecom line is now on fire.
- Patch 2, another strike. Arcs are coming off the T3 line and shorting out the cable TV, so now CCP can focus.
- Patch 3 and onwards start to actually fix things.
- Hilmar announces next cool feature + stupid idea bundle, focus is shifted and bugs are left unfixed.
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Jebediah MacAhab Dallocort
The Scope
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.05.23 10:25:00 -
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Are you guys gonna fix the damn server messages? I'm still getting spammed with OMG THE SERVER'S RESTARTING DUCK AND COVER, YOU HAVE 2 SECONDS TO COMPLY. |
Jebediah MacAhab Dallocort
The Scope
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.05.23 11:12:00 -
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makansutra wrote:the new inventory setup is a bag of crap. Was reported for the SISI setup it was a bag of $hite and yet you still released it... really... do you guy's even listen to your player base? Roll this crap back now to how it was...
If it isn't broken don't try to ****ing fix it FFS
Any Dev responses for 27+ pages of hate for this?
Just the typical WE'LL FIX IT BRO, CALM DOWN BRO. They stopped answering a few hours ago, around the time of the first server patch that didn't fix the chat problems they said it'd fix. |
Jebediah MacAhab Dallocort
The Scope
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.05.26 05:05:00 -
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MotherMoon wrote:
yes becuase the new UI, which is just like the tree in windows 7, is obviously built for console games. since you know, eve online is going to get ported soon.
oh wait that's just paranoid
It may be paranoid, but the fact is that the UI ******* sucks and CCP Arrow needs to get his head checked.
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Jebediah MacAhab Dallocort
The Scope
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.06.16 13:59:00 -
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mjgvjbk wrote:I commented earlier that CCP will be waiting for member complaints to die down then ccp will consider this crap of a patch in full working order, well member complaints has died off and ccp are once again patting them selves on the back saying what a wonderful job they did. CCP WILL NEVER ROLL BACK THE UI Even with the handful of people un-subing eve, ccp will remain on this destructive course. Hilmar P+¬tursson has a vision and to hell with us all he will achieve HIS vision. We the members have the power to change eve to what we want BUT unless WE ALL stick together then ccp will continue doing what they want. So unless this happens then there is really no point writing your complaints in this forum any-longer. CCP has won, the new improved unified inventory is here to stay - GET USE TO IT 
I'm staying for one simple reason: If everyone who hates the UI unsubscribes, then no one will be left to *****.
Plus, I'm merely a miner, so my opinion doesn't matter anyway.
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